Tuesday, January 11, 2011

FUNNY...

You want to make someone smile.. Okay i share with you. I was in the elevator the other day and one officer ask ... i don't know him but he just ask me...

Apa yang laju?
I said don't know.
Peluru.. he said.

You ask your friend

Apa yang laju?
jawapannya: PELURU!


The officer ask me lagi.. okay carry on

Apa yang perlahan?
mmmm... i said don't know. (inda sporting kan.. haha. Mind you i was not ready to mengerakkan minda, i have something in my mind, but anyway... )

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You ask your friend

Apa yang perlahan?

Jawapan : Psst... (say it slow and mengirit irit... ) answernya .. masih PELURU. P... E.... L... U... R... U...


:)!!! Selamat mencoba untuk membuatkan ia senyum..

1 comment:

Just call me Alai said...

sis.. after me baca, tkenang me time me drjah 3 skolah ugama dulu.

our guru besar ask we menghafal doa qunut.

sdh school reopen, sorang2 th di soalnya ni.
tekana th kwn ku yg last sekali. shes my friend & also my 2nd cousin.

nya guru besar "bah mimi afal sdh doa qunut?"
she replied "cgu mau doa qunut pjg atau pendek?"
"dua2 sekali, mau jua cgu tau tu" jwb cgu besar.
"qunut pjg cemani... quuunnnuutttttttt" "klu qunut pendek, qunut" hahahaha..

at that time, guru besar ni pun kan ketawa but dapat di tahan nya. kana rotan bh tgn spupuku ani pkai pembaris kayu pjg, denda psl ia blum hafal hahaha.

thanks for giving your time to read it sis, maybe inda cali hehehe but it a true story,