What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5'7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine.
Lets find yours!!
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.